May 2013
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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
May 21st
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patriotsaint: i think that if i died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize i wasn’t at school anymore
May 21st
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tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
May 21st
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cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it  IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
May 21st
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amoying: imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
May 21st
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k4rkl3s: blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
May 21st
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royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
May 20th
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hungarian: do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
May 20th
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avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsofficial: what does tumblr even mean tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind. that’s actually kind of touching.  it’s actually kind of gay that’s also what tumblr means
May 20th
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poutyowl: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
May 20th
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chromatic-cherry: quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away Why don’t we do this
May 20th
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all-time-crumpets: snappleshampoo: the ptv fandom can be really annoying sometimes yes we get it they are mexican alex gaskarth is from fucking england and there arent fucking urls like “all-time-crumpets” “tea-time-low” there is now
May 19th
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14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited  if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
May 19th
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michaxl: dilclo: michaxl: why am i not a disney princess because ur a 15 year old boy
May 19th
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getoffmybloghoe: accidentally ripping out your own headphones 
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May 18th
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Anonymous asked: Hey bro sick blog you got! Makes me chuckle everytime I see it :p
May 17th
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Anonymous asked: How do you have so much swag?
May 17th
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jesuschristvevo: being nice to annoying people should count as community service lms
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